Our realistically uniformed officer barges on to the scene ready to arrest the the recipient for fleeing the scene of a hit and run accident (or whatever egregious infraction you have in mind.) As the encounter continues, it becomes clear that there has been a gross misunderstanding, and in fact, the cop is here to apprehend the perp for “reckless aging” (for birthdays) or to present the recipient with an outstanding citizens award. While going through the standard arrest procedures, including presenting a special souvenir party hat and kazoo, the officer bursts into a song for the occasion. The cop also leads the crowd in a familiar tune to commemorate the occasion. He then reads your special message to the recipient, written on our keepsake telegram card.
24 Oct 2020
What a great job Elvis! He was on time, had an excellent voice, and funny! This was a combo birthday and anniversary and I haven’t seen my mom blush like that in a long time! Got everyone involved, customized some lyrics, and even went the extra mile with some flowers! Highly recommended and A+++
05 Nov 2019
Luke AKA Officer Crankshaft did an awesome job! He busted in on our team meeting and gave the birthday boy a birthday scare!
Classic Tuxedoed Messenger
Our performer arrives with panache and dazzle, calling out to the unsuspecting recipient. Once found, the celebrant is showered with jokes and compliments and bestowed... More
The King of Rock n’ Roll is sure to delight his adoring fans and get everyone “All Shook Up”! In his trademark white jumpsuit, you “Can’t Help Falling... More
Gorilla in a Tutu
The singing and dancing gorilla in a ballerina tutu is a crowd favorite. This unexpected visit from the “gorilla of your dreams” will be remembered forever!... More
Phantom of the Opera
Just like the iconic Broadway hit show, the elegant Phantom of the Opera is dressed in formal attire and the famous half mask. He serenades the recipient with beloved... More
Our adorably awkward dweeb met the recipient long ago (while taking driver’s license photos at the DMV) and instantly fell in love. Since then, this cute Nerd... More