Why did the chicken cross the road? Why, to surprise the unsuspecting recipient, of course! Our ridiculous chicken arrives clucking and cock-a-doodle-do-ing, searching high and low for the person of honor. This plucky, punny poultry is ready for fun and fowl play. He performs a short, interactive comedy routine, complete with keepsake party hat and kazoo, then leads the celebrant and the crowd in the famous chicken dance. It’s a finger-lickin’ good time as this fuzzily feathered creature leads your roost in a rousing round of a song fit for the occasion. He then presents your personal message on the souvenir telegram card. Two alternate options are available for the chicken: The fiesta chicken comes complete with poncho, maracas, and sombrero. He dances into the room to the tune of "Jarabe Tequila". For raunchy crowds, the chicken strip special begins with a fully clothed, trenchcoat-wearing chicken. He leads the audience in a version of the chicken dance that derails into a burlesque-style striptease, revealing a shiny bikini and feather boa. The chicken strips down to the chicken suit (no human nudity is involved in this telegram), thoroughly embarrassing the recipient! Please indicate which version of the funky chicken you would like in your booking request.
10 Apr 2020
He wasn’t good...he was FANTASTIC!!! I was hoping for a good experience as I did this for my wife’s birthday, and he absolutely exceeded my expectations. He was on time, very professional and very prepared with the notes I gave. He even performed with appropriate “social distancing”. I honestly did not know what to expect, and not sure if this was going to be worth it. It absolutely was. I can’t thank him enough as well as Singing Telegrams Now. You guys made my wife’s birthday a special one! Thank you!
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