Grandma

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St. Petersburg, Florida, United States

Come give grandma a hug! Look how big you’ve gotten! She just can’t believe her little boy or girl is having another birthday… or was it some other occasion… it can get confusing! She’s so proud, it makes her verklempt! She just has to bust out into song, maybe “I Did it My Way” or her favorite jazzy rendition of “We are Family.” She’ll read your personal message aloud on a souvenir telegram card. But beware, if she sees someone not singing along to “Happy Birthday,” she’s been known to fix that with her favorite weapon: the wooden spoon.