Shirley Shagwell

Cheeky and outrageously funny, this fabulous drag queen will charm your pants off! A larger than life personality that’s a gorgeous mix of the spirits of Bette... More

Gorilla in a Tutu

The singing and dancing gorilla in a ballerina tutu is a crowd favorite. This unexpected visit from the “gorilla of your dreams” will be remembered forever!... More

Capt. America

Captain USA, the star-spangled superhero, known for his strength and bravery, but who knew he had a funny side too? As a singing telegram performer, Captain A dons... More

Dame Edna

"Hello, Possums!" This is the outrageous, lilac-haired beauty, the larger than life housewife and megastar, ready to help celebrate all life’s triumphs! “What... More

Hip Hop Chicken

Why did the Hip Hop Chicken cross the road? Why, to surprise the unsuspecting recipient, of course!  Our ridiculous chicken arrives clucking, cock-a-doodle-do-ing,... More

Classic Tuxedoed Messenger

Our performer arrives with panache and dazzle, reminiscent of old Hollywood, calling out to the unsuspecting recipient. Once found, the celebrant is showered with... More

Phantom of the Opera

Just like the iconic Broadway hit show, the elegant Phantom of the Opera is dressed in formal attire and the famous half mask. He serenades the recipient with beloved... More

Spider-Guy

Your friendly local Spider-Guy will swing into action whenever he’s needed for your special occasion. He’s a hero, and a little bit of a looser, quick with... More

The Mad Hatter

From the other side of the looking glass comes the infamous star of the tea party. You will not be the same as you once were when Tarrant Hightopp, the Mad Hatter,... More

Cop

Our quirky officer barges on to the scene ready to arrest the the recipient for fleeing the scene of a hit and run accident (or whatever egregious infraction you... More

Hairy Fairy

Our charming and delightful male fairy arrives in flurry of the fantastical and absurd, descending on the unsuspecting person of honor. The recipient is showered... More

Austin Powers

Yeah, baby, yeah! This shagadelic secret agent recently defrosted from hibernation is randy and ready to go! He can swing with the grooviest chicks or the swankiest... More

Richard Simmons

Richard arrives in his trademark short shorts and tank top ready for some “Sweatin’ to the Oldies” with his newest success story. Once he locates the person... More

The Queen Of England

Make your special occasion a Royal Affair with a visit from none other than the Queen Mum herself. Of course, this Monarch is a (drag) Queen ready to knight your... More

Mariachi Chicken

Ay caramba! Why did the Mariachi Chicken cross the road? Why, to surprise the unsuspecting recipient, of course!  Our ridiculous chicken arrives clucking, cock-a-doodle-do-ing,... More

Donald Trump

Whether a supporter or a detractor, our fearless leader will make your event special.

Cowboy

Right out of the wild west comes this rootin'-tootin' rough ridin' cowboy, ready to lasso up the unsuspecting recipient. Our buckaroo presents a keepsake hat and... More

Classic Tuxedoed Messenger

Our performer arrives with panache and dazzle, calling out to the unsuspecting recipient. Once found, the celebrant is showered with jokes and compliments and bestowed... More

Flash

The Flash, the fastest man alive, has a new job: singing telegram performer! Decked out in bright red and lightning bolts, The Flash brings his trademark humor... More

Austin Powers

Yeah, baby, yeah! This shagadelic secret agent recently defrosted from hibernation is randy and ready to go! He can swing with the grooviest chicks or the swankiest... More

Elvis

The King of Rock n’ Roll is sure to delight his adoring fans and get everyone “All Shook Up”! In his trademark white jumpsuit, you “Can’t Help Falling... More

Banana

This character has great a-peel! This sweet banana arrives lickity split, ready for a sundae funday! He performs a short, interactive comedy routine, complete with... More

Crocodile Hunter

Steve Ir-winner beams down from heaven for the day for your special occasion. He’s still outrageous and happier than ever. He's lots of fun with heaps of enthusiasm,... More