1980s Life Guard
Bae Watch! Perfect telegram for pool parties, poolside day clubs, bachelorette parties and your grandparents’ backyard cookouts. Long Island’s 1981 “Lifeguard of the Year” serenades the recipient and gets the party started with interactive sing-a-longs and games! He'll make jokes based on personal details you provide, which he likely knows from all his years watching over the recipient from his lifeguard tower of glory. He'll also present the recipient with a lifesaving hat and kazoo, and your personal message on a keepsake telegram card. Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation not included!