1980s Life Guard
Bae Watch! Perfect telegram for pool parties, poolside day clubs, bachelorette parties and your grandparents’ backyard cookouts. Long Island’s 1981 “Lifeguard of the Year” serenades the recipient and gets the party started with interactive sing-a-longs and games! He'll make jokes based on personal details you provide, which he likely knows from all his years watching over the recipient from his lifeguard tower of glory. He'll also present the recipient with a lifesaving hat and kazoo, and your personal message on a keepsake telegram card. Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation not included!
17 Feb 2023
I hired Cupid for a ladies lunch for Gallentines Day! He was fantastic! He sang to each of the ladies personally and set hearts aflutter with laughter. Highly recommend.
22 Feb 2022
Such an enjoyable and professional experience. A special friend was turning a certain age (90) and this was a surprise for her. The Greatest Showman checked in about an hour prior to arrival time and was punctual. His singing voice was a delight and he was smooth and suave and even sang a bit in Italian. We had the best singing telegram ever. Many thanks for making the day so special.
23 Jun 2020
You really made Travis's birthday great he really loved your performance as a drag King performer himself you really felt very special I want to thank you very much
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