Our adorably awkward dweeb met the recipient long ago (while taking driver’s license photos at the DMV) and instantly fell in love. Since then, this cute Nerd has secretly stalked his prey, gathering all kinds of personal info. Dressed in his best party attire, he’s finally built up his nerve, on this special occasion, to reveal his true feelings in song. He presents his object of affection with awkward flirtations and propositions, a keepsake party hat and kazoo, and leads the group in a familiar song to commemorate the occasion. He finally reveals that it wasn’t just his own heart that brought him to there when he reads your personal message on the souvenir telegram card.
23 Jun 2020
You really made Travis's birthday great he really loved your performance as a drag King performer himself you really felt very special I want to thank you very much
27 Sep 2019
Myself *Nana* and her Aunt got my granddaughter/niece the "Hairy Fairy" for her 21st birthday. He did a great job, everyone got involved with his performance. I would highly recommend this company for anyone wanting a fun, different and memorable gift. Thank you Hairy Fairy for making my granddaughter/niece so happy!!
Our realistically uniformed officer barges on to the scene ready to arrest the the recipient for fleeing the scene of a hit and run accident (or whatever egregious... More
Perfect for Valentine's Day or any time you want to tell that special someone how much you care, Cupid is at your service with his bow and arrow, ready to pierce... More
Our charming and delightful male fairy arrives in flurry of the fantastical and absurd, descending on the unsuspecting person of honor. The recipient is showered... More
1980s Life Guard
Bae Watch! Perfect telegram for pool parties, poolside day clubs, bachelorette parties and your grandparents’ backyard cookouts. Long Island’s 1981 “Lifeguard... More
McEnfro: 1980s Tennis Player
The Man, the Myth, the Legend! Popular with sports fans, this Grand Slam champ serves up Aces of hilarity while singing to the recipient, leading the group in sing-a-longs... More