Our realistically uniformed officer barges on to the scene ready to arrest the the recipient for fleeing the scene of a hit-and-run accident (or whatever egregious infraction you have in mind.) As the encounter continues, it becomes clear that there has been a gross misunderstanding, and in fact, the cop is here to apprehend the perp for “reckless aging” (for birthdays) or to present the recipient with an outstanding citizens award. While going through the standard arrest procedures in front of all the "witnesses," including presenting a special souvenir party hat and kazoo, the officer bursts into a song for the occasion. The cop also leads the crowd in a familiar tune to commemorate the occasion. He then reads your special message to the recipient, written on our keepsake telegram card.
Classic Tuxedoed Messenger
Our performer arrives with panache and dazzle, calling out to the unsuspecting recipient. Once found, the celebrant is showered with jokes and compliments and bestowed... More
Our charming and delightful male fairy arrives in flurry of the fantastical and absurd, descending on the unsuspecting person of honor. The recipient is showered... More
Our adorably awkward dweeb met the recipient long ago (while taking driver’s license photos at the DMV) and instantly fell in love. Since then, this cute Nerd... More
Ladies and gentlemen, step right up! The Ringmaster comes whirling in to start the show for your special occasion with panache and dazzle. The guest of honor is... More