Ladies and gentlemen, step right up! The Ringmaster comes whirling in to start the show for your special occasion with panache and dazzle. The guest of honor is brought center stage, and regaled with jokes and anecdotes. The Ringmaster belts out a novelty song for the occasion, and presents the recipient with a party hat and a kazoo. He then delivers a message from you on a special telegram card. The Ringmaster then leads everyone in a familiar tune, and poses for photos to remember this once-in-a-lifetime occasion.
Classic Tuxedoed Messenger
Our performer arrives with panache and dazzle, calling out to the unsuspecting recipient. Once found, the celebrant is showered with jokes and compliments and bestowed... More
Our charming and delightful male fairy arrives in flurry of the fantastical and absurd, descending on the unsuspecting person of honor. The recipient is showered... More
Our adorably awkward dweeb met the recipient long ago (while taking driver’s license photos at the DMV) and instantly fell in love. Since then, this cute Nerd... More
Our realistically uniformed officer barges on to the scene ready to arrest the the recipient for fleeing the scene of a hit-and-run accident (or whatever egregious... More