Nun
Sister Slapwell is here to lay down the law, and you'd better stay in line. Armed with a ruler, she knows when you last made it to confession, and she's hear to recount your sins. After a thorough talking-to, she'll sing a special hymn for your big day, and then lead everyone in singing a familiar song to commemorate the occasion. She'll lovingly present the recipient with special keepsake items and a card with a message from you before posing for photos to remember the special day. See you in church!