Biker
You’re about to ride the “Highway to Hell” when this not so dainty lady busts the door down on this joint! Please remind her there’s no smoking indoors, and excuse the smell, she’s been on the road for weeks. This “Motorcycle Mama” was “Born to be Wild,” and there’s nothing she loves more than a reason to party! She’ll sing her favorite roadie song about getting her kicks on “Route 66.” She’ll give your recipient a keepsake party hat and kazoon and read your personal message aloud, in her biggest road dog voice. Aooowww! Don’t expect her to stay around for the mushy gushy hugs, she’s been known to slip out the back door. After all, she’s a “Midnight Rider.”