Funky Chicken

5.0 | 4 REVIEWS
San Francisco, California, United States

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why, to surprise the unsuspecting recipient, of course! Our ridiculous chicken arrives clucking and cock-a-doodle-do-ing, searching high and low for the person of honor. This plucky, punny poultry is ready for fun and fowl play. He performs a short, interactive comedy routine, complete with keepsake party hat and kazoo, then leads the celebrant and the crowd in the famous chicken dance. It’s a finger-lickin’ good time as this fuzzily feathered creature leads your roost in a rousing round of a song fit for the occasion. He then presents your personal message on the souvenir telegram card.

$199.00

Customer Reviews

Ruth Loy

5.0 | 4 REVIEWS

19 Apr 2024

This was our first time sending a singing telegram and it won't be our last! The whole process was super easy from start to finish. The Gorilla in a Tutu did a great job with incorporating all the details that I sent her, including adding lyrics to our song as part of her act. Everyone at my husband's workplace enjoyed it and it was the perfect mix of a little cringe, lots of humor and entertainment. The only thing he did not enjoy was having to eat the banana that the Gorilla peeled. LOL. I would definitely suggest taking that part out of the act.

Craig Manning

5.0 | 4 REVIEWS

25 May 2023

The Funky Chicken came to the party and sang and danced their way into the hearts of everyone. The chicken quickly became the hot of the party!

Brent Haas

5.0 | 4 REVIEWS

28 Oct 2019

Marilyn was great! My girlfriend was so surprised to see what looked like Marilyn Monroe walking up to her until it eventually set in that it *WAS* Marilyn. :) She was all smiles and giggles as she got to interact with Marilyn and eventually got a wonderful song for her birthday. The balloons were a perfect touch too. It was such a special gift to give such a special person. Definitely something she won't forget! Thanks Marilyn! :)

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