Our realistically uniformed officer barges on to the scene ready to arrest the the recipient for fleeing the scene of a hit and run accident (or whatever egregious infraction you have in mind.) As the encounter continues, it becomes clear that there has been a gross misunderstanding, and in fact, the cop is here to apprehend the perp for “reckless aging” (for birthdays) or to present the recipient with an outstanding citizens award. While going through the standard arrest procedures, including presenting a special souvenir party hat and kazoo, the officer bursts into a song for the occasion. The cop also leads the crowd in a familiar tune to commemorate the occasion. She then reads your special message to the recipient, written on our keepsake telegram card.
25 May 2023
The Funky Chicken came to the party and sang and danced their way into the hearts of everyone. The chicken quickly became the hot of the party!
28 Oct 2019
Marilyn was great! My girlfriend was so surprised to see what looked like Marilyn Monroe walking up to her until it eventually set in that it *WAS* Marilyn. :) She was all smiles and giggles as she got to interact with Marilyn and eventually got a wonderful song for her birthday. The balloons were a perfect touch too. It was such a special gift to give such a special person. Definitely something she won't forget! Thanks Marilyn! :)
20 Sep 2019
She was fantastic! She was so funny, and got everyone laughing. Her costume was awesome and cute. I also appreciated the professionalism in her communicating with me. We want to make this an annual tradition!!!
You’re about to ride the “Highway to Hell” when this not so dainty lady busts the door down on this joint! Please remind her there’s no smoking indoors,... More
Classic Tuxedoed Messenger
Our performer arrives with panache and dazzle, calling out to the unsuspecting recipient. Once found, the celebrant is showered with jokes and compliments and bestowed... More
Our adorably awkward dweeb met the recipient long ago (while taking driver’s license photos at the DMV) and instantly fell in love. Since then, this cute Nerd... More
Code fuschia! It’s an emergency! Our RN rushes in a flurry of excitement to administer a much needed birthday (or other occasion) check up. A thorough examination... More
Not for the faint of heart or those without a deep soul! This process will slay you with her humor and her lung power. She incorporates personal into into the operatic... More
Gorilla in a Tutu
The singing and dancing gorilla in a ballerina tutu is a crowd favorite. This unexpected visit from the “gorilla of your dreams” will be remembered forever!... More
Stumbles upon the party looking for a little fun. She’s been nothing but bored since prohibition went into effect, and could use a little action. She’s heard... More
Why did the chicken cross the road? Why, to surprise the unsuspecting recipient, of course! Our ridiculous chicken arrives clucking and cock-a-doodle-do-ing, searching... More