Nurse
Code red! It’s an emergency! Our RN rushes in a flurry of excitement to administer a much needed birthday (or other occasion) check up. Say "Ah...!!!" A thorough examination of the recipient ensues, including a cranial check, a test of the lungs, and other pokes and prods to determine the recipient’s diagnosis. After concluding that the celebrant suffers from an itty, bitty, little touch of the blues, she leads the crowd in a resounding, familiar tune to lift up his spirits. She then presents “doctor’s orders,” your personal message on a souvenir telegram card.